—Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half (via perfect)
"remember that one time in 7th grade when you-"
well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
Oh my god
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.
I would never have been this happy.
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal